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HOLY FUCK I LOVE ROAD TRIPS

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Consuming every robot/android listener asmr I can get my hands on:

I LOVE BEING A ROBOT!!!

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Marcus pretty much has nooooooo redeeming qualities but his audios are some of my favourites to listen to. Don't ask me to explain why...I have 0 clue.

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Swishing around the Project Meridian audios in my head like mouthwash every now and again.

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"Hey guys! I'm coming out as a Marcus enjoyer!

...

Huh?? What's that noise is the distance?

Haha... it sounds kinda like a stampede headed my way- but I'm sure i'll be fine-"

*gets violently trampled*

*gets violently trampled*

*gets violently trampled*

*gets violently trampled*

*gets violently trampled*

*gets violently trampled*

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I'm no longer gnawing at the bars of my enclosure. I have bent the bars of my enclosure with my bare hands. I have escaped. I'm long gone. You'll never catch up to me. I'm running a muck.

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If you thought about Damien at all today- that was me sending telepathic messages to everyone across the globe through wifi and radio waves.

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SAVE ME SLEEP AIDS. LULL ME INTO SLUMBER. SEND ME INTO WISTFUL DREAMS, SLEEP AIDS! SLEEP AIDS, SAVE ME!

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Wouldnt it be funny if Aaron and Elliot broke into Closeknit to free Sunshine and didn't find them because they were already free and looking for Elliot? So it all kinda plays out like that scene in New Girl where Jess and Nick are trying to tell eachother they love eachother but they keep going up and down the stairs and inside and outside of the building trying to meet one another.

All while Green Light by Lorde plays in the background.

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Getting his feet measured in Clarks!!!! I imagine him being one of those kids who stole the toys out of the bottoms of the school shoes that are on display

Wonder if Porter's ever had a Tesco meal deal.

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Wonder if Porter's ever had a Tesco meal deal.

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David: I'm a werewolf.

Angel: ok. I'm gonna say I believe you. Not because I'm convinced, but because it'll be really cool if you are telling the truth.

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How did david convince angel he was a werewolf when he refused to shift for them?

David: i'm a werewolf

Angel: prove it

David: can't

Angel: why?

David: you just gotta trust me

Angel: lol sure whatevs

David: ...

Angel: ...

David: ...

Angel: do you howl at the moon?

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Damien is actually my bestfriend. When he's talking about the injusitices that happen on the DAMN campus I'm actually standing behind him, cupping my hands around my mouth like a megaphone, and shouting, "Yeah! What he said!"

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pov the friendsgiving audio as redacted memes (Which is mostly me making fun of Damien's misery!)

A lil bonus one.

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Being in such a small fandom is really fun- sometimes someone will like one of my posts and i'll be like, "oh! I know you! You're that person that made that one post that one time!"

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The reason I chose to assign Sam to Oda was honestly mostly based on ~feeling~

Also they both have this sense of maturity (even though Oda was only twenty three he always seemed much older to me- taking on the responsibility of making sure his orphans were being looked after and bringing them snacks. Even though he was still quite young himself - he became kindof a father to 5 children)

I'm not sure exactly just how mature Sam actually is but he does excude a kind of mature and responsible aura (i actually do think that Sam could be quite immature at times but you wouldnt expect it of him based on first impressions i mean) - also similar to Oda in the regard that he is responsible for his own two "kids" (fred and bright) he never asked for that responsibility but tragedy struck and he did what he had to do (just like Oda took in the Orphans after each of their parents where killed)

Also the fact that Oda refused to kill (until the orphans died) when he was working with the mafia and Sam was a healer (before he was turned) could be similar- but that might be a reach lol

BSD nerd coming through to tell you which redacted characters remind me of which BSD characters:

Damien: Kunikida

Huxley: Kenji

Lasko: Louisa (or poe)

Milo: Chuuya (stylish and short)

Sam: Oda

Asher: Tachihara (specifically WAN Tachi)

Blake: Tanizaki

Geordi: Atsushi

I can elaborate on any of these if anyone is curious... heh heh... no pressure... (please please please ask me to elaborate)