You smell of dead flowers I smell of the sewer I rot in
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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headache? not in the mood to partake in any of your hobbies because of the headache? consider simply staring at the Make Headache Worse rectangle!
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yellow Door perfec t size for put You in to tr\avel! inside very Soft and Comfort you travel safely put Yuo in Yellow Door. Put you In Yellow Door. no problems ever in yeellow door because good Hallway and Corridors for travel an.ywhere. Ayellow Door yes a place for you put you in yellow door can trust door for giveing good love to you. friend door
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forced immortality is a fun trope. unappreciated. someone/something wants you to remain so it makes you. it will not let you die
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Hey, man, c'mere. Listen. Get in real close, this is important.
You're gonna make stuff again. You're gonna make stuff you're proud of. You're gonna make stuff you're excited to share. You're going to feel that overwhelming drive to create, not just the frantic I want to want to you're stuck in now. You're going to have awesome ideas, and you're going to make them into reality. You're going to create again. You're still an artist. You're still a writer. You're still home to the same passion you had before. You'll find it again. It's not gone. It's just resting. Let it rest. You're going to make stuff again. I promise.
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I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind
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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge
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an interesting linguistics find! so I'm reading this text from 1908 and it keeps referencing "hp" in the context of "not being at full hp" "applying your full hp to a task" etc
and I'm like....... okay that is a perfectly normal way to describe energy and reads totally clear to me, but I KNOW you don't mean hit points/health points which is the first place my brain goes, so what are YOU using hp to mean
and it's not explained in-text, which means it was common enough to not warrant explanation to the 1908 audience, so gotta look elsewhere
horsepower. turns out it's horsepower.
and I'm absolutely FASCINATED that a commonly used initialism from 1908 now stands for something different AND YET the contextual meaning is still the same to a 21st-century reader
I could hand this guy my nintendo switch and he'd be like, ah yes I understand, this ''''pokemon'''' loses horsepower throughout the fight
language is amazing
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Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever
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@jason-todd-week Day 1: Haunted
(Also please listen to "Thholyghst" by Crosses for the vibes)
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Sit in your parent’s lap like you did when you were a kid
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going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see
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