Portland Babe / Oregon native / Freak
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I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared
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Dad was just sitting there on his phone while his kid sticks his slobbery hands IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!
INSIDE OF MY MOUTH!!!!!!!
HE TOUCHED MY TOOTH BRO
I love love love kids but JFC parents who don't pay attention to their kids and just let them bother people are the absolute WORST
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I love love love kids but JFC parents who don't pay attention to their kids and just let them bother people are the absolute WORST
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Y'all are genuinely like really embarrassing I'm sorry
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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
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seven nights of carnal passion in my lean-to
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Obama: U busy?
Harry: I’m shooting a perfume ad..
Obama: Is that the one i smelled on you last night? ;)
Harry: Barack please……………i’ll see you later.
Obama: :D
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a dozen or so white cisgender heterosexual american men, beet-red with anger, beating the shit out of each other in an all-out dive bar brawl, that started as an argument about Which emoji is cuter 🌻 or 🫧
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