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Evil mommy needs you to lock in.

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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

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old cotton panties so worn out you can see the bush through them. look of the summer

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can I come over and look at you like this

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tfw u never done/felt this before

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can't stop thinking about this

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EXCUSE ME????

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I have always dreamed of interviewers asking basic questions of the killer clowns who run America. I can't believe it took Tucker Carlson to do it.

I’ve heard Cruz talk about deposing “the mullahs” for 13 years straight. During the 2016 GOP primary, he said he wanted to see if “sand glows in the dark.” You’d figure he’d learn some basic facts about the main villain in his moral universe in that time

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theyre letting me leave the DMV alive

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SINNERS SWEEP

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Beyoncé X Bionicle advert, Circa 2002.

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real