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Me; smoking weed while trying to boil myself in then bathtub

Incoming message: wyd?

Me: uh…cooking?

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Your car computer shouldn’t have to be at 100% for safety functions to work

Touchscreens do not belong in cars

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“Oh, what, with Marci? It's okay. We don't have any secrets. You know, her husband had to get recircumcised last year. The first one grew back.”

“They don’t grow back, Lin.”

“Somehow, it did.”

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

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Sheeeeot me neither my man.

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Enjoy the fight with the audio of Ronda Rousey’s corner. I know I did.

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True freedom.

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Zelda is right. Return the rights. They're taking off all this shit for tax purposes and so that they don't have to pay residuals but worse than that, for a great deal of projects, they also own the rights meaning these projects can never be available anywhere else.

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It’s a good thing we weren’t gambling. Boy, we would’ve gotten killed. Wanna bet? What? You wanna bet? No, I’m not much of a gambling man.

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And they dismissed HOW many diverse directors ?!

This is so sad

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is there an artist that you like the entirety of their discography

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Credo by Neil Gaiman.

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ahaha yesss AHAHAHAHAH YEEEEESSSSSS

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Jieun Lee - Old dog and martini, 2020

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What religious men talk about n confession

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Y’all had the shower sex mod and the male preg mod too, right ?

a 12 year old girl's shitty laptop when she's trying to start sims 3 with 20 add ons and mods