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Bru, what have you been eating before bed? 

I fell asleep and had a dream that I was this guy named Yao with like 100 siblings isn’t that weird?

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It doesn't have any negative effects on normal cats so I doubt he'll even have that. 

Thankfully. He is probably going t’ have a really bad headache when he gets out of it though.

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Well... No, it shouldn't hurt him. 

How much did ya intend to throw at him? [shrugs] I don’t think it will permanently hurt him but I’ll keep an eye on him all the same.

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Wow. I didn't think I threw that much at him.

I suppose so but… he is so stoned he apparently can’t move…

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Now we know Emil gets super stoned when you throw catnip at him.

…Okay. Who on earth thought givin’ Emil catnip would be a good idea?

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[Omg it worked]

How you feeling, mate?

[Tosses a handful of catnip at him and runs]

[IS HIT IN THE FACE] Kiwi what the fu-

…..

Holy shit, what is happening? 

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Knock knock.

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I dunno. I might, but I'm not much into drinking after that one incident back home. 

So far, yeah! [Dancing it up] [moving my hips like yeah] Did you hear the punch bowl was spiked? 

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So far, yeah! [Dancing it up] [moving my hips like yeah] Did you hear the punch bowl was spiked? 

It’s… something else, I’ll tell you that. 

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It's... something else, I'll tell you that. 

He’s my Aussie roommate. You know, the loud one with the koala and the plaster on his nose? 

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He's my Aussie roommate. You know, the loud one with the koala and the plaster on his nose? 

I would have dragged Bruce out, but he was MIA. [Beams] Want to dance? 

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I would have dragged Bruce out, but he was MIA. [Beams] Want to dance? 

[Shakes head] Nope, I just wanted to dress up and dance. 

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[Shakes head] Nope, I just wanted to dress up and dance. 

[Waves back] Thanks! You look nice too. Are you here with someone?

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[Waves back] Thanks! You look nice too. Are you here with someone?

[Had a hell of a time deciding what to wear to this dance, but went with a went with a dress and tie.]

[Kiwi don’t care, they’re only here to dance.] 

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[Had a hell of a time deciding what to wear to this dance, but went with a went with a dress and tie.]

[Kiwi don't care, they're only here to dance.] 

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Just ask for captain please.

Uh, alright. 

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theallstarheroine replied to your post:There isn’t even a rugby team here. What do I do...

Lacrosse

We have a lacrosse team?? Sign me up!