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agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business
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maybe growing up is just becoming who you were at 14 again but learning how to love her this time
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it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat
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I don’t think there’s a better feeling than giving head and having your partner be completely obsessed with how good you made them feel
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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three
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the thing is I just need to become perfect and then I’ll be loved
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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl
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hey you haven't responded in 10 seconds do i need to show you my boobs?
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stop stalking my blog, it makes me want to fuck you
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Hey if I post on Tumblr and don’t reply to you, please do not get on me for that. It takes far more effort for me to have a conversation than reblog photos. I just am not always up to talk to others, please understand that.
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