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watcher leaving youtube... for a streaming service????

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20.10.2023—a bit too hyperactive for someone that’s already been awake since 2am. but we did some planning

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It is October, my dudes

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my fav thing abt tumblr is when an 18 yr old & 17 yr old are fighting & all the 17 yr olds friends are like “stop harassing a minor!!!!!!”

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its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if.... mindless media consumption instead....

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today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy

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my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

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house md 2023 and the team has to treat a true crime podcaster. house starts a betting pool saying he can solve the patients case AND the cold case the podcaster was recording before falling ill. cameron questions the morality of making entertainment out of other people’s suffering. wilson bets against house. chase tells foreman and cameron that they should start their own podcast about their weekly cases

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I think somewhere people got confused and now think that "privileged" equals "oppressor" and "having privilege" equals "has the power to oppress".

It doesn't.

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also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

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i am the administrator

2. sure save in the fucking stinky folder whatever

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Beware of what spin is coming next in the media about the union strikes! The Levinson Group is real good at its job, so there's gonna be a lot of undermining happening soon. Don't fall for it!

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Flower Crowns

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i stepped in my kitchen late last night and I ain’t had a single snack in the cribo. went back to bed mad disgruntled. felt like oliver twist. like a pre industrial revolution british kid or something

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Angry neckbeards in 2007: I wish those ignorant Twilight girls would read Dracula and know the TRUE TERROR of the vampyr.

Those same girls 15 years later, reading Dracula as part of a giant internet book club: Fucking hilarious.