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wow!

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Fun fact, if you gasp while watching a twist in a TV show, Mav gets real concerned and comes to check on you

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lol: lots of labradors

omg: oh my greyhounds

brb: beagles r best

lmao: love my awesome otterhounds

smh: so many huskies

ily: i love yorkies

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Please enjoy this video of my one grateful child and one very ungrateful child

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A man is driving along a country road and sees a sign; “$5 for talking dog, take next left.”

Thinking this is some sort of joke, the man decides to check it out. So the man takes the left onto a a farm, and a farmer comes out.

F: You here about the dog?

M: Yeah, does the dog really talk?

F: Sure does, come here and I’ll show ya.

The man and the farmer walk to the garage, where a dog is lying on a dog bed. It sees them and walks over to them.

F: Go on, ask him anything.

The man says;

M: Alright dog, tell me about yourself.

To the mans surprise, the dog begins to speak, clearly and with proper words, not the typical “arooo you” that you usually hear on the internet.

D: Well, when I was a young pup, I always wanted to serve my country. So, as soon as I could, I enlisted with the airport security as a sniffer dog. I was real good at my job too, got a few promotions and turned some heads. Eventually, the US army picked me up as a bomb-sniffer dog, and I helped prevent tragedies all across the country and oversees. After a while I retired, found myself a nice girl, had a few pups, and finally came to this farm to live out my golden years.

The man is stunned. He says to the farmer:

M: Holy cow, you were right! Why are you only asking $5 for this dog!?

F: Cause he’s a liar! He ain’t ever done any of that!

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why that look girl ??

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oh…I’m so sorry…lol

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“Looks like he made a new friend”

(Source)

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Puppy pulls a prank 😂

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Guys i love my livestock guardian dog shes so large and good

She just did a big scary alert bark for me and when I went to check what was up

She had found an extra large dung beetle

She wanted me to examine it... I did and I told her it was an Allowed Dung Beetle and she immediately stopped alerting, became very proud of herself when i praised her for letting me know, and went to finish up her bowl of kibble

Oh

She is perfect

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What's a snake do, Lily?

Her new finalized trick! Captured lip licking and put on a cue 😂 I've got plans for other animals for her to imitate because it's absolutely hilarious to teach!!

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one dog loves water

one does not

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@ my dog: if you want the rewards of playing fetch you must first submit to the mortifying ordeal of DROPPING THE BALL

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Have you ever seen a dog so miserable about going for a walk?