lilylees
lilylees
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S, she/her, bi ADHD disaster, trash of things. lots of blood warmth
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lilylees · 12 hours ago
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OP: My dad insisted on betting me 20 yuan he could do a handstand... with both hands.
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lilylees · 13 hours ago
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Everyone be quiet I want to be alone with the phrase "she had always desired a helpmeet"
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lilylees · 2 days ago
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lilylees · 2 days ago
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When my daughter was 7 she asked me if I was so excited when cars were invented. She was 100% genuinely curious and SHOCKED when I said that cars were actually invented before my grandma & grandpa were born 😭😘
I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.
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lilylees · 4 days ago
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behind every late diagnosed neurodivergent person is a parent who has absolutely nothing going on at all don't worry about it
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lilylees · 4 days ago
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this post is for like two people and i don’t know who they are but troy/abed locked tomb cavalier/necromancer au
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lilylees · 4 days ago
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After being released from 104 days of ICE detention for his pro-Palestine activism, Mahmoud Khalil joins his wife, Dr. Noor Abdalla, and their newborn son at Newark Liberty Airport this morning (21 June 2025).
photo via NYT
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lilylees · 4 days ago
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lilylees · 8 days ago
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lilylees · 8 days ago
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lilylees · 8 days ago
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everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank
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lilylees · 8 days ago
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why are teen girls this hysterically funny for no reason
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lilylees · 8 days ago
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lilylees · 8 days ago
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“I asked chatGPT” well I asked my friend Tao Yang and he is standing about 10 seconds away and is going to run at you screaming
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lilylees · 9 days ago
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i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an "if it sucks hit da bricks" situation and a "sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna" situation
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lilylees · 9 days ago
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Normalize leaving unhinged comments on ao3 fics you like. I'm tired of being the only one brave enough to write "I am chewing on this fic" in the comment section. Be weird. Authors will love you for it
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lilylees · 9 days ago
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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.
🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.
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