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Send “duct tape” and my muse will try to fix something using duct tape.

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44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

If the plane is on the ground maybe...I’m not exactly keen on flying.

That being said at 5280ft a distraction might help.

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🦁 - do you consider yourself brave?

Absolutely.... NOT

Stupid? Hell yes. Brave... gawd no!

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24. Three spots that drive you insane

At the moment

1. smudge on my glasses that is refusing to move and I can’t find the alcohol wipes

2. a dot on the laptop screen ... could be coffee

3. there is a patch on the kitchen ceiling that I missed when I decorated. It’s all white but one tiny bit is shinier than the rest. it’s 12 foot up though so it can wait till the next time.

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21: How big is too big:

*cough*

that

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Send my muse your best chat up line.

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WIKI 

🍊 - can you cook? VT

Are we talking like... March 14th type cooking, or in general?

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71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

“Omigosh Nibs, I have really never thought of that. Richard? Johnson? They all just sound weird. Mini-me ... so not complimentary. Say hello to my little friend HAHAHAHAHA!”

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🍊 - can you cook? VT

Are we talking like... March 14th type cooking, or in general?

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56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

Strawberry Piping Jelly

You know that clear, red, jelly stuff you get on strawberry tarts.

It gets REALLY matted in hair ... I’ll let you imagine the rest.

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79: Oral, Anal, or Vaginal?

Answer under the cut 

At the same time ???

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Kinky Questions... 1, 55, 78

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

“Check, check and... hmm, actually never done on the dryer yet ... watch this space 😉”

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

“Sometimes you can tell. Sometimes you can’t. I think if you know then you should make it memorable for them... in a really good way.”

78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do? 

“Okay, I need 6 things. One has 3, errr, orrifices... the other has 2... and then there is manual.” Lina collapses in stitches, “Sorry, Nonny, but there is no other answer.”

...

“Oh, hold on... there is a 7th... pee standing up !!!”

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🚨: have you ever been arrested?

“Errrr... maaaayyybbbeeee!”

Like the several times she was lifted at parties due to association ...or removed from hotels for sneaking in... or from backstage when she’d sneaked in ... a bit of tresspassing. occassional activist association.

“Never jailtime ... just a few overnights and then slapped on the wrist by the Sheriff or Judge in the morning.”

Thankfully most of the fines had been covered in expenses.

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33: van gogh or michelangelo?

Of those two... gonna have to say Van Gogh.

Michelangelo was an amazing artist. His scuptures are breathtaking... you don’t realise how big David is until you see it, something like 17ft tall. How you can carve something so amzing from a piece of marble amazes me.

But, for art that I can hang on a wall and that matches me, it has to be Van Gogh. The movement he shows with a few coloured brush strokes is awe inspiring. Most people automatically think of Sunflowers, Starry Night, and his chair or bedroom pictures ... Wheatfield with Crows, you can almost hear the birds flapping into the air as wind rushed through the grain ... beautiful.

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orange emoji asks

😡 - what are you mad about right now?

🤬 - what’s your favorite swear word?

👘 - do you enjoy dressing up?

🦊 - do you consider yourself clever?

🦁 - do you consider yourself brave?

🦑 - are you adventurous when it comes to food?

🦐 - do you enjoy seafood?

🦀 - what’s your favorite animal?

🍁 - which season is your favorite?

☄️ - are you a plantboi or a spaceboi?

💥 - what’s your favorite holiday?

🔥 - what’s your sign?

🍊 - can you cook?

🍑 - what’s your favorite fruit?

🏀 - do you play a sport/sports?

⛺️ - do you enjoy the outdoors or indoors more?

🏺 - what’s your prized possession?

📙 - what’s your favorite book?

🧡 - what’s your sexuality?

🆚 - who is someone you hate/dislike?

🇧🇹 - what country would you visit if you could go anywhere?

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Reblog if you want obscenely sexual and kinky messages in your askbox for shits and giggles.

Yes please Kinker the better XXX