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Short dummy story. I sticked a suction cup to my forehead, to make my daughter laugh. Now I have huge mark. Now means 3 days so far, and it’s not fading away. The end.
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#memory#amsterdam#friends#i like big butts and i cannot lie#coffee#morning#travel#quote#pun intended
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Funnily enough, if you paint your hair white you would look younger, but if you don’t paint your white hair you would look older.

#nonsense#shower thoughts#wise woman#white hair#hairdye#hairdo#beauty tricks#mr bean#khaleesi#game of thrones#wisdom
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Life is too short to use scratchy toilet paper.
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Ricomincio (di nuovo)
My life is dfull of new beginnings. At 33 yo, I am not even sure how I am still able to pull it off. Maybe it's just that I cannot really fit anywhere for too long. Maybe it's just that Italians have their way to deal with the past: chop it off like the rotten part of a veggie, 'cause you cannot waste everything.
Whatever might be the reason, here I am again. For sometime.
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