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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

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Quite incredible how so many people against deadnaming (And rightly so) are suddenly alright with it if it's someone they don't like.

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People get way too angry at others for liking things they don't. I mean, wow.

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This may be my villain origin....

How am I supposed to figure out why they can't contact my references if they won't tell me who hasn't responded?!?!

Turns out I've actually been unemployed for 8 months.

The teaching agency I signed up with never told me that my references never came through, so I've been sat around for the best part of a year waiting to be sent to schools. They just silently stuck me off their books.

All this despite me contacting them weekly about jobs.

I am beyond pissed off.

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Why has this taken 8 months?

Why wasn't I told this was a problem so I could chase it up?

Why was I silently chucked away without being given a chance?

I'm tired.

Turns out I've actually been unemployed for 8 months.

The teaching agency I signed up with never told me that my references never came through, so I've been sat around for the best part of a year waiting to be sent to schools. They just silently stuck me off their books.

All this despite me contacting them weekly about jobs.

I am beyond pissed off.

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Turns out I've actually been unemployed for 8 months.

The teaching agency I signed up with never told me that my references never came through, so I've been sat around for the best part of a year waiting to be sent to schools. They just silently stuck me off their books.

All this despite me contacting them weekly about jobs.

I am beyond pissed off.

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101 Dalmatians.

So live action remakes/versions of cartoons/anime seem to almost always be worse than the original. Mulan, Dragonball, Mario Brothers, Snow White, and most recently, Lilo and Stitch.

With that in mind, are there any live action versions of cartoons/anime that you can confidently say are better than their original?

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This isn't retro enough for them. A PS1 Multitap connected to a PS2 Multitap plugged into a PS2 featuring a Gamecube with a Gameboy Adaptor.

r/Retrogaming doesn't think the PS2 or Gamecube are Retro....

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r/Retrogaming doesn't think the PS2 or Gamecube are Retro....

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People who treat kids as vermin do my nut in.

“protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time

“be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine

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In my local rag (That's newspaper for none brits) there was an article about how a guy was mistakenly arrested because a vigilante group "caught him" meeting up with a teenage girl (He wasn't) and it was this whole thing, and even after he was found innocent, a lot of the comments below were about how he should be given the death penalty, or castrated anyway, just in case.

It honestly sickens me how easily people will jump to things like that. even when proven innocent.

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Hell is other drivers (and cyclists)

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@such-justice-wow we're also from a country where the driver is always the one responsible, and people are taught how to cross safely, green cross code and all that.

Also I have that issue with cyclists the most, especially when I'm crossing on a damn green man.

i need people who have never driven a car before to understand that violating traffic laws and etiquette as a pedestrian or cyclist is not a brave act of resistance against the cruel oppression of admittedly flawed american car-centric culture and infrastructure, but rather a really good way to die or at least give people heart attacks. sometimes accidents are actually not the driver’s fault. i do not care if you personally think you’ve adequately assessed the latent risk and your own physical abilities because the situation looks incredibly different from the driver’s point of view. stop jaywalking you dummy

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Quick question, can you see the cat?

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Gotta be one of the most useless things ever.

What am I gonna do with an empty case?

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Never been more intrigued by an ad in my life

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It's my 12 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Don't do this to me :(