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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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i want what david cronenberg has

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ds9 crew: “guys we gotta stop the evil bad guys from the wormhole”

quark subplot:

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i hate to defend men generally but the popularity of instagram accounts like "hotdudesreading" which just takes submissions of creep shots of men reading in public spaces and posts them with really sexual, objectifying commentary is such a sign of the degradation of our right to privacy in the era of social media. and it makes me want to split my own head open with a rock.

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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AAAAAAAAaaaa

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boyfriend added badges to his homebrewed 3DS but something went terribly wrong and no matter what he picks it turns into House

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Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

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Yes, I am a straight man. Yes, getting the shit beat out of me in an all-male mosh pit is an erotic experience for me. We exist

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love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "

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anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

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Can’t wait to go buy some Halloween trinkets