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Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

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Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

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guards! this man is sleepy, put him in the warmest bed we have and tuck him in tight!

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cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see or however they say it

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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

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sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

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I had an interview with a local paper this week about this rock snake I started on the longest street of a nearby city (where I work) because it's bringing people so much joy:

I said something during the interview that the interviewer seemed really shocked by, so in case it's important for anyone else to hear: When asked about the rock snake and some scavenger hunts that I've hosted for adults, I said -

"We don't stop enjoying the things we liked as kids; they just stop being offered to us. And when you're a kid, fun things like art projects and scavenger hunts are always brought to you, so you're not taught to make a habit of seeking them out as and adult."

She said "Wow yeah... life is so stressful... and you don't think to... wow."

So if anyone else needs direct permission to be a whimsical adult child today, I hereby grant it to everyone. ❤️

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Billy butches pretty close to the sun

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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$20 used to mean something

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"The cat and the Porridge", 1935

Yuri Vasnetsov

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One thing that Spore has over every other character/creature creator - it lets you make your creation do a little dance, and then inflict bees upon it.

this is true

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オレはいま　家主のおんらいんみーてぃんぐに

さんかしてたです

I joined in an online meeting with her