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society if the magicians s5 had been a eurydice and orpheus type story of the whole crew going to rescue quentin from the underworld and bring him back to life as he has done similar for them countless times culminating in eliot being the one to save him and get him back through the power of gay love and they got to grow old together again in their own timeline and the lesson was that you can grow beyond your depression even if it stays with you and find people that love you even when you are flawed and would move heaven and earth to get you back and not only that but that you DESERVE that love and you deserve to be happy.

instead of. whatever the FUCK it was that we got.

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The Magicians [S3:E5] —A Life in the Day

“The beauty of all life??”

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in elden ring there are two types of boss; "beautiful" and "wet". if you're a beautiful boss your name is something like melinar the crimson spear or gondwana the gleaming and you're rocking an 80 inch pin-straight middle-parted wig. if you're a wet boss your name is randal reamtaint the revolting or lord giger groundstooth of the death brigade and you're built like a small- to medium-sized airplane in every direction. in both cases you are welsh.

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Ant is so adorable.

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yaoi really is all we have left

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Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

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Rob Pointon "Vertical Road"

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If you have a PhD or an MD you can say shit like “Doctor’s orders” and you sound authoritative and powerful but if you’re a step short of those and you say “Master’s orders” you sound cringe as hell and possibly corrupted by the One Ring, this sucks

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Hey all! There's a campaign for eSims again which are in dire need!!!

For donating at least 16$ you can get 237 games in one bundle, valued at almost 900$!

They are donating all proceeds to Crips for eSims for Gaza!! Who have helped donate and top up over 18 000 eSims for people in Ghazzah!!

This campaign ends on May 20th, and they hope to make 20 000$!!!! Please help in whatever way you can. Spread the word, donate, or whatever else!

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the word frotting sounds like it's something you should do with your friends in a meadow on a cool spring afternoon

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ʟ'ᴀꜱꜱᴀꜱʏᴍᴘʜᴏɴɪᴇ ᴍᴠ - [ᴍᴏᴢᴀʀᴛ ʟ'ᴏᴘᴇʀᴀ ʀᴏᴄᴋ] ᴍᴏᴢᴀʀᴛ, ꜱᴀʟɪᴇʀʟɪ & ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴍᴇᴛᴀᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄᴀʟ ꜱᴇx ꜱᴄᴇɴᴇ

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We need to be going door to door telling men about bisexuality. We need to start standing outside grocery stores

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im an abbot and tbh if i dont vibe with one of my monks i call the vatican and tell them he's tempting the other monks to most profane and unnatural couplings and they just take him back and send a new one no questions asked

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I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!

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I am like jesus on the cross the way I am being persecuted for driving the speed limit. happy easter everyone