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Scorpius is not allowed energy drinks.

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you have to outlive donald trump

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Scorpius is a hardcore stoner. Not a bong, a dab pen that he has affectionately named Pennington.

He doesn’t like the smell and the taste so he opts for flavoured carts and edibles.

The weed helps with nightmares and his anxiety.

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FOR REAL

i lied. put your clothes back on. let’s talk about why cursed child is so overly hated and criticised but is actually one of the most beautiful, raw and complex pieces of work in the harry potter franchise.

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Harry beefing with Not-even-16 year old Scorpius will never not be funny to me. He sees the genuine embodiment of kindness with big brown or blue doe eyes and one of those anime flower auras surrounding him and goes "yeah this little fuckers the next dark lord"

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found a fun little personality test!

i am open tagging as always bc i wanna see everyone’s results!!!!!!

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Love the idea that Scorpius tries to stop Lily and Albus fighting, (because he doesn’t get siblings) then James somehow gets Lily and Al to turn on him.

Hi! I have some next gen head cannons for you

- Lily Luna magically dyed her hair blonde once to match her auntie Luna. It didn't last long but she took a lot of pictures and often thinks about doing it again.

- Albus is the "have little random cuts that mysteriously appeared" type and Scorpius is the "have little random bruises that mysteriously appeared" type.

- Ginny and Draco talk about quidditch when the boys are hanging out. Harry stands awkwardly to the side.

- One of Scorpius's first celebrity crushes was the same as Draco's, unfortunately that crush was young Gilderoy Lockhart.

- Scorpius gets home made meals from home, both because of his allergies and because Narcissia sent Draco food when he went to Hogwarts.

- Lily Luna and Albus get into sibling fights. James eggs them on.

- James gets peer pressured into getting a pick and poke tattoo his fourth year. He immediately brags to Teddy and then begs Teddy not to tell Ginny.

- Albus and Scorpius play Minecraft.

- Albus has a black skinny jeans phase. Scorpius has an "art hoe" phase.

james: *brags about tattoo*

teddy: *is horrified instead of impressed*

james: wait wait wait

😭😭 but fr i love all of these. harry third wheeling drinny friendship is so monstrously real. scorpius being a pampered little prince and getting sent premium homecooked lunchboxes from the manor is canon. lily and albus being the most physically aggressive with each other and james stirring the pot because he’s bored is the three way dynamic. albus has a closet full of black skinny jeans that his cousins will tease him about it for years into the future like a ghost haunting his narrative. idk what an “art hoe” phase is but i will take ur word for it 😭

and omg i could make a whole seperate post about scorbus playing minecraft. scorpius having no idea how survival mode works and continuously getting killed so albus has to leave ‘keep inventory’ on at all times or else scorpius will rage quit. scorpius being terrified of mining and always spam-pressing buttons when he has to fight instead of aiming (he always dies). albus having to be hunter gatherer whilst scorpius stays around the house trying to tame frogs because albus has given up on teaching him how to play. scorpius just being a designer for their house and always overshooting the amount of materials they have, prioritising dyeing wool for pink carpeting over food or armour or weaponry.

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Thanks @ace-aussie-asshole

Quick: create yourself in this maker!

I'll start:

(I'll tag... @almost-an-artist @kiwi-der-vogel @whyoneartheven @turdofanerd ?)

Oh, and anyone who wants to is invited too!

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Cursed Child is awful, but I really like Astoria and have enthusiastically adopted that version of her into my headcanons.

First of all, I like that she's a genuinely good person who was (most likely) a Slytherin. I'm totally here for interesting villains and morally gray characters, but there's something very irritating about the way Slytherin is consistently the "evil" house in canon, as if 25% of the student body can be reliably identified as bad people from the age of eleven. Astoria is one of the few exceptions and feels like a breath of fresh air. She can be kind-hearted, loving, and non-prejudiced and still be a Slytherin, and I love that about her.

The blood curse is a pretty blatant example of fridging: Astoria is not meant to be important in her own right and is killed off to create angst for her husband and son, as well as to get her out of the way before the main plot gets started. But ignoring how it's handled in the play, I think the idea of the blood curse has a lot of interesting potential. The Greengrasses must have been in a very odd position, being part of the upper crust of pure-blood society and yet having their family's greatest weakness be a curse passed down from one of their ancestors, whether that is openly known or kept secret.

Astoria was raised with the same ideology as many Slytherins, in a family that was surely not still pure-blood by accident, but rejected that ideology and never looked back. That might have had a little bit to do with the curse and the weird position it likely placed her in, but I think it probably had more to do with the war.

Her experience was described on Pottermore as "similar (though less violent and frightening)" in comparison to Draco's, which I take to mean that she wasn't personally affected by the war. She was pure-blood, her parents weren't Death Eaters, and she was only fifteen or sixteen when it ended. She most likely flew under the radar and was left alone. And yet, she still came out of it believing in equality, unwilling to pass down bigoted ideas to the next generation.

To me, this suggests that she was a compassionate and empathetic person who was moved by seeing how harmful the ideology was to other people. Reading about all the awful stuff that was happening, hearing about the ways in which the war was affecting her classmates, witnessing the Carrows' cruelty even if she herself wasn't their target - although she was a bit too young to be involved in it personally, the war must have played a huge role in shaping how she sees the world.

Astoria is, above all else, a good mother. She and Draco raised Scorpius differently than how they were raised, and it shows. She taught him that Muggles are people deserving of his respect, she sent him off to school with sweets to share hoping it would help him make friends, she encouraged him to be kind and generous rather than trying to mold him into a snob or a bully. And, it's strongly implied, she helped him make sense of his family's past, especially his father's ("Mum always told me that you were a better man than I could see" - CC Act 3 Scene 3).

What really breaks my heart, more than the blood curse, is what a lonely life Astoria seems to have led as an adult. She clearly had a loving relationship with Draco and Scorpius, but between her disapproving in-laws and the stigma of being connected to the Malfoys, her husband and son seem to have been all she had. Not only is she never mentioned having any friends as an adult (which could just be because she's out of focus), Scorpius obviously had a very isolated childhood, and the family is subjected to vicious rumors thanks to Rita Skeeter. Scorpius never even mentions his maternal grandparents or his aunt when he talks about his family. Did Astoria still have a relationship with them as an adult?

And yet, it was entirely her choice. She loved Draco, she saw (or perhaps brought out) the best in him, and so she married him. I love that their relationship isn't some sort of arranged marriage or strategic match based on blood status. That they do genuinely love each other and are willing to be together even though it's not the easy choice. Even though his parents disapprove, even though she will be judged and scrutinized in a way she has done nothing to deserve, even though there is no promise of a happy ending where they grow old together.

It's weird, because Astoria is only mentioned once in the books and gets absolutely zero characterization. She comes almost entirely from the play, most of which I reject; the trolley witch is an ordinary person, and Cedric Diggory would never join the Death Eaters 🤣. And I don't really love how she was dealt with in the play, never appearing onstage, killed off without ever being properly introduced. But from the little fragments of her story that we get and the implications of what we're told, I find her to be a really interesting character.

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Draco being a good dad, despite growing up in an abusive environment

Don't get me wrong, I love supportive and loving Lucius in fanfictions. But a Lucius Malfoy that doesn't really cares about his son, only about the way the Malfoy name is perceived. A Lucius Malfoy that doesn't care if he hurt his son - verbally or physically. A Lucius Malfoy that almost beat the life out of Draco when he found out he was gay. A Lucius Malfoy that told Draco boys didn't cry.

And a Draco Malfoy that was the complete opposite of his father. A Draco Malfoy that spends as much time with Scorpius as possible. A Draco Malfoy that tucks his son to bed and stays with him until he falls asleep. A Draco Malfoy that puts his son's happiness over everything and everyone. A Draco Malfoy that hugs Scorpius tightly when he cries, telling him everything would be okay, dad was here to protect him.

Scorpius grew up surrounded by love, support, hugs and sweet words before going to sleep. He grew up loved and some might even say spoiled - although he was everything but a soiled kid. He grew up trusting his dad without a doubt.

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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you!

Get to know your mutuals and followers :D

Diamond painting

Cooking

Driving

Reading

Crafts

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People don't look beautiful because of their looks. They look beautiful because of their perspectives and thoughts. They look beautiful because of the way they treat people, the way they talk about things, the way they care about their loved ones, the way they appreciate art, the way they share their stories and the way they listen to yours. They look beautiful because of the things they do, the songs they listen to, the movies they watch, the books they read and most importantly because of the things they say.

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Sometimes I wonder if I’m too much for the world, or if the world isn’t enough for me.

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Thanks @ace-aussie-asshole

“The world is quiet here”-Lemony Snicket

[name]core

ah was tagged by three of my lovelies @thatsbitchcraft @moony-t0ast and @quinn241 thank you i got pinterest just to do this and here it is:

Type your name followed by "core" into Pinterest and post the first nine pictures, with a quote from a book of your choice!

they seem fitting really, just chaotic nonsense

uhh, next bit: “Here it comes. My inevitable death, ignoring me all those years when I wished for it daily, arriving only after I've decided I want to live forever." Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion

no pressure tags and am sorry if you've already been tagged @lovebarty @basicallyjustmuggleremuslupin @carrythispictureforluck @ye-olde-trojan-horse @spindrifters @shipsgaysfordays @aayeroace @aro-ghosts @ace-aussie-asshole and anyone else who wants to

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which hp character do yall project onto? i just want to see how diverse the amount of characters are tbh

(personally its hermione granger and andromeda black for me)

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Not to make things gay but I just don't think I've ever seen anybody so outrageously bisexual in all my life