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AAUGH I have an ear infection

And now I have to take a bigass pill for 10 days

At least I get to alternate two different pain meds throughout the day at higher dosages than normal so uh. I should be fine

Dude I'm making so many typos rn thank god for autocorrect

Might be the benadryl about to get my ass

Can't wait to play Minecraft all day tomorrow

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add yours!

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I just took benadryl I have like 20 minutes until I conk the fuck out

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yayy bedtime!! *curls up in my blankies and thinks about my faves being tortured* ^_^

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mild warning for violence.

thinking about a really self indulgent au where hiccup is captured by the dragon hunters in their base, and a small group of them take the opportunity to get some payback. toothless can hear the sounds of violence from the other side of the camp, and starts thrashing against the chains.

viggo and ryker, who were in the vicinity of the night fury, see this and are a bit confused. viggo realizes quickly that the only reason toothless would act like that is if hiccup's in danger, and internally he just groans and curses because by thor can't anyone here follow simple orders??

the three hunters who beat hiccup up are gone by the time viggo and his men get there, and though hiccup luckily isn't too injured, they did bruise his ribs and caused some injuries to the face. ryker asks if viggo wants to put a search party on the deserting hunters, which could take a while, but viggo has a better idea. one of the hunters left their weapon behind, splatters of hiccup's blood still on it, and viggo takes it with him.

ryker is confused, and even more so when viggo goes to the night fury and holds up the weapon in front of it. the night fury's pupils draw to slits when it smells the blood, before it scents the hilt where the hunter held it. viggo just smiles, and says he expects the dragon knows what to do. then he orders ryker to have the night fury be released.

for a moment, ryker considers mutiny as well, but whatever, whatever, if this is what viggo wants then he guesses this is what they're gonna do, just don't start crying when the night fury kills them all! the hunters undo the chains, and the night fury just stands there for a few, achingly long seconds, before it sprints off into the forest, tearing away from the camp at break neck speeds.

"well," ryker says, "guess it's gonna take us an entire day to get that dragon back."

viggo just smiles and tells him to be patient.

they wait in silence, and wait and wait. minutes go by, but just as ryker is about to ask what the hell they're waiting for, there's a chorus of blood curdling screams from the forest, followed by the unholy shriek of an angry night fury. there's a blast that lights up the trees, followed by more screams. then, it goes silent.

a little later, the night fury reappears from the forest. there's blood dripping from its maw, a fierce look in its eyes. it walks right up to viggo, and spits out a dismembered hand onto the ground in front of him.

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10 Years Race to the Edge Week Day 1

A Perfect Home For Dragon Riders

Summary: Set during RttE. While taking a leisure flight over their in-progress dragonbase, Hiccup notices something.

Warnings: /

Rating: General

Words: 308

Prompt: Dragon's Edge

Fandom: How to Train Your Dragon

Characters: Hiccup, Toothless

Pairing: /

Author’s Notes: Decided to put all of these fics in the RttE timeline. Starting with this one, it's a rather fluffy one. So shocked that RttE is already 10 years old! Never would've joined this fandom without this show.

Enjoy!

The fic is below the "Keep reading."

-XOXOX-

It is during a daily flight, looking over the construction work going on, on their dragon base, that Hiccup lets out a sudden laugh. Toothless’ earfins perk at the joyous sound and he looks over his shoulder to get the best look of his human that he can get.

Hiccup does him the favor of meeting his gaze, leaning over. They’re having a leisure flight, so he can do that without suffering the consequence of being thrown off balance. Then Hiccup points towards the island they’ve come to call their home the past few weeks and Toothless looks over.

“Do you see it, Bud?” Hiccup asks him with a grin. “The island is in the shape of a sleeping dragon!”

And Toothless looks over to find that his human is, once again, right. From their current point of view, the dormant Edge volcano almost appears to look like the body of a dragon as it lies on its side, the white peak its folded wing. Its head juts out from their left, craning with a swerve to make it look almost curled up. The tail comes out of their right side and finishes the pose, continuing a little further for another bend.

It’s completely abstract, there are no literal features like eyes or a nose or a mouth or even limbs of any kind, but the overal shape remains that of a dragon. Toothless purrs at the sight.

What a curious find. An island in the shape of a dragon has become the perfect haven for the Dragon Riders.

“Come on, Bud, lets tell the others,” Hiccup decides and his Night Fury silently agrees, veering to the right and heading back towards the base, where the rest of the Dragon Riders work on the clubhouse.

The base sits snug at the dragon’s belly, safe within its gigantic coils.

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can't do 10 years of rtte week bc i'm already planning on doing villains ship week :/

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that moment when i need to Do Things(TM) but my vyvanse just kicked in and now i just want to walk around flapping my hands and thinking about the future

this is what stimulants do to me apparently

along with making me talk about random shit for an hour before peak concentration time

does anyone else do that?

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why not save time with all these “sports” by making them all play at the same time on the same pitch?

i call it the Fuckening and it’s the biggest event on the calendar

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People who sleep with a stuffed animal*. how do you sleep with it?

- it is in bed not touching me on top of the blanket

- it lays in bed beside me partially under the blanket, not touching me

- it lays in bed beside me, I don’t sleep with any blankets

- I hug it, it is fully under the blanket

- I hug it, it is partially under the blanket

- I hug it, it is not under the blanket at all

- I hug it, I don’t sleep with any blankets

- I use it as a pillow/headrest

- I sleep with a it in another way

*could be any stuffed toy, animal, object, human shaped. So long as it is a soft toy and not something like a body pillow or throw pillow

*could be any stuffed toy, animal, object, human shaped. So long as it is a soft toy and not something like a body pillow or throw pillow

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would love to do 10 years of rtte week but im already planning on doing villains ship week :(

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@evilwriter37 :D

reblog if you ship a ship that's unhealthy, toxic and fucked up

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i should close tumblr i have Things To Do (TM)

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this guy

reblog if you agree

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You're more likely to lead a cult or be in a cult?