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2015 me: i gotta be respectable and normal, act seriously for ppl to take me seriously, i shouldnt go out of line with my words either
2018 me with a megaphone on my porch:
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waiter: hi what would you like to drink? me: coke please waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?
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Are ur nipples pierced
yesss
well just one now rip
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happy “bruno mars got really excited when he saw pete wentz” day
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