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people are missing out on the fact that Armand is clinically insane. like that is a human brain that was forced to live for 500 years. he was trafficked, stuck in cults, abused beyond imagination. he man isn't just toxic, he's lost it

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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

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when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

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"I asked ChatGPT—" well, I asked the Vampire Daniel Molloy and he said blow me

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vampire sucking blood from the inner thigh can be something so erotic and more vampire media needs to get on this train

look at this post with your eyes if you agree

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shoutout to daniel molloy for being horny not in spite of the horrors but because of them

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Love a man with the biggest, saddest, wettest brown eyes

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getting the urge to bake bread again, blaming peeta mellark

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the moment i learned armand had a weird daughter and a podcast son i started doing backflips

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amc iwtv better give Armand his chain smoking Palestinian Bedouin fedora wearing child genius podcast running son and his high support needs autistic also genius piano obsessed daughter or I stg i will riot. Let that unstable faggot form a weird little family ‼️‼️🙏🙏

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So sorry I couldn’t do my assignments, things got in the way again... uhm, yep, it was the devil's minion... again... yes, I did spend hours doing their character studies and analyzing their relationship instead... uh-huh, yeah, it’ll probably happen again...

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Book Armand: I’m only desired for my perceived boyish innocence which I very intentionally play up, but I despise everyone who falls for it. Such is my fate.

Book Daniel: Wow I look at you and see some type of freakazoid as yet undiscovered by science. An abomination, if you will.

Book Armand: stalking you stalking you stalking you wear this necklace iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou

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blushing is so stupid you're literally my blood wtf. obey me

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FEM HANNIGRAM HOW ARE WE FEELING

This is my first attempt at drawing their wlw version (something I wanted to do since I was 15 😭). THIS WAS SO FUN TO DO, I'm kinda obsessed with the concept ngl, i want to draw more of them like this

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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Something I think people who don’t live with chronic illness don’t understand is that there is a big difference between resting to get better and resting to avoid getting worse.