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I love having friends who reject diet culture. I love going out when everyone buys food and drinks that they enjoy. I love people who will pipe up and suggest we stop for a snack or grab a meal. I love ordering what I want and no one making comments other than how good it looks (and maybe asking to steal a bite off my plate). I love revelling in how full we are after a good meal and taking a break to appreciate how fortunate we are. I love sharing snack from our bags with one another. I love enjoying the pleasure of food and drinks and good company.

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my housemate's cat is super chatty so i've just started responding to him

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I bet having your remains sink to the sea floor and be picked over by crabs and worms and shellfish for years feels good as fuck if you're a whale

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Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

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Two stunning winners ✨️

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Video by @ theprincessandthepoppers (he/him).

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i work at exit level job they pay me maximum wage i commute 5 millimeters every morning to the nearest blade of grass yesterday my manager isopod said he is promoting me to butterfly i am getting paid leave to go chrysalis mode

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okay i meant like art and language initially but the notes on this post are absolutely blowing me away i sure hope my airplane pilot doesnt get rusty at crosswind landing

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my favorite specific brand of tumblr posts are the ones about touching the stove

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crab riding jellyfish

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The great thing about having friends and acquaintances across a variety of professions is to really hammer home as much as possible the fact there is literally zero correlation between the amount someone actually works, the amount they contribute to society, and how much they make in a year.

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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

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Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!