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A friend brought me some book recommendations yesterday and I'm incapable of choosing for myself, so please help!

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It's mini bang time! It was so much fun to draw for @popodoki 's adorable catwin fic, Much Ado about Voodoo! Go check it out!

Thanks to @deadbangdetectives for organizing this event! I'm enjoying so much working with new people and being part of the festivities.

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The Cat King with (my) cats

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Spring Witch Academy 🌸🌷

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I just love whenever a mutual has a new obsession I know nothing about. Yes please show me all about the character(s), let me be part of that new adventure!

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huuuuuuuge day for me and my interests apparently

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the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

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Honestly with some distance i think I'd say german teenagers were onto something when they used "hobbyless" as the default insult in the early 2010s

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'the greatest reveal in the history of media was-' no. the greatest reveal in the history of media was in the novel Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones (1986), wherein after having spent the entire book up to this point in the fantasy land of Ingary, where fairy tales come true, it is revealed that the real reason that Howl is so odd, so strange, so different from everyone else is that he is not, in fact, like everyone else. and this is not because he is a wizard, or a layabout, or heartless--it is because he is Welsh. as in, he is from modern day Wales. as in, he and his pals from Magic World go for a quick trip to visit his family in Wales, circa 1984-6. and suddenly everything about Howl Pendragon aka Howell Jenkins suddenly makes a lot more sense

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Hey so the sofa?

not technically a sofa? it's a settee. potayto potahto, but!

"Settees for small spaces are a no-brainer, so they can go in a bedroom, office, parlor or breakfast nook to provide just the right amount of seating."

and I think its specifically a backless settee, meaning it's.... basically one of those you put at the end of a bed?

they don't need a bed, because they don't sleep. they also don't actually invite people to stay longer than necessary (except crystal)

so they don't need 'comfortable' furniture.

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LOTR

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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

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saw someone say "an 11-year-old isn't even supposed to know what sex is and if you do something horrible must be happening to you and you need to get out of there" like can we be for real for a moment. have some people honest to god never heard 11-year-olds making sex jokes in their life

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Oof let's do this. Thanks for the tag :)

I'm tagging @aceofturtles @cannibalisticcorpse @gali-in-distress @gayboydetectivez @skylee-spider-lillis

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

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Reblog to give mutuals a break from whatever they're been going through

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Chuckling to myself remembering the time I completely broke a scammer's brain by telling them I use Linux.

Scammer: do you have an apple or a windows computer please?

Me: neither, I use Linux.

Scammer: no no no, I asked if you use a apple or a windows

Me: neither

Scammer: what is the sticker? Is it a four boxes or is it an apple with a bite?

Me: ... I don't use EITHER of them. There's a third operating system called Linux. It isn't a PC or a mac. Please tell me you understand

Scammer: do -- do you know what I mean about apple or windows sir?

Me: yes. I'm a software developer. I understand completely. I'm telling you that YOU don't understand. Its called Linux, spelled L-I-N-U-X, type it into google

Scammer:

Scammer: but is it an apple or a windows computer sir