littlecorakoi

[littlecorakoi]

I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

[littlecorakoi]

an alcoholic beverage that you constantly replenish with identical mixers and alcohol, to the point where you're unsure any of the initial beverage remains. and yet it is fundamentally the same beverage as it was to begin with. the sip of theseus

[littlecorakoi]

GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

[littlecorakoi]

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

[littlecorakoi]

When you show me the tits of the strawberry, then I'll believe that strawberry milk actually exists.

[littlecorakoi]

Art is a joy forever.

[littlecorakoi]

woooah eating cum. watch out boys ill clean it up. woooah eating cum. im a cumm eater

[littlecorakoi]

incredible website

[littlecorakoi]

Starting an EVIL council to judge and execute people based on how they whack it

[littlecorakoi]

your dark fantasy novel doesn't need a logic-based magic system it needs a bear with a human face

[littlecorakoi]

you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you

[littlecorakoi]

🍽️Spell of Motivation to do the Dishes🍽️

Spell Components Needed: +Sink full of Dishes +Incense & Lighter +Apron +Music playlist of your choosing

Steps: +See all the dishes in the dishwasher +Take the incense and light it +Put on the Apron and give the dishes in the sink a hard stare down and say:

“This is my gettin’ shit done Apron and you shits are getting done today.”

+Set up the tunes and show those dishes which witch is boss.

+Once the dishes are washed/rinsed and in the dish washer take your incense and perform a banishing, hereby banishing any further dishes from appearing in your sink.* (Note if your incense has run out while you’re doing the dishes you have my permission to light up another one.)

*This enchantment lasts until your next meal or until you remember you left pans on the stove and reluctantly leave them in the sink to “Soak” for a while.

Optional Steps: +Swear off dishes forever and eat directly from the pan +Use paper plates

2-2-2022 Please stay tuned for How to Enchant your Apron

[littlecorakoi]

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

[littlecorakoi]

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

[littlecorakoi]

citationless behavior

[littlecorakoi]

you cant employ me in a way that matters