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“Biquette the goat, sold to an abattoir after she stopped producing milk but was rescued by punks and then spent 10 years watching grindcore bands. Se could come and go as she pleased and, in the words of her rescuers, “escaped death, lived punk”. Absolute legend.”

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Hope everyone is jerking off 2day. Dont let Christ win ❤️

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very sorry to do this again and i know everyone is struggling right now, but on the 13th of january i will be another £550 into this overdraft at which point i will nearly be at my limit. if anyone can spare even a tiny bit just so i can pay this off before the next payment comes out i’d be so incredibly grateful. this is the link to my paypal. i’d be so grateful if people could reblog this post. thank you !!

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you may spank it… once still remains the funniest image ever created on this bitch of an earth

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t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

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i relate to patrick bateman not because i hate women or gay people or whatever but because i too can sit on my ass and do fuck all every day and my internal monologue will be like "i'm deranged. i'm inhuman. i'm a twisted fucking cycle path

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why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights

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Me, still insane: I used to be sooo crazy

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EXACTLY!!!!

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i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

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after seeing your friends for a few hours sometimes u walk away and return home with a little ball of glowing golden light in your chest

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deep-sea giant isopods group chat

iceopod_drip: who up scavenging the sea floor for nutrients⁉️⁉️ hmu if u can hang 🤙

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mostsexualmotherfucker: SO over the current food shortage in the gulf of mexico rn 🙏

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pass-the-detritus: Anyone else get pissed when you get compared to pill bugs? Stereotypes are so restricting… plus, pill bugs don’t even have pleopods! Smh

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DeadWhale joined the group.

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I miss when things used to be a bit ugly…. That’s when people had so much fun… now everyone is beautiful and untouchable and boring and sterilized…. Maybe fashion was weird back in the day and no one took proper care of their skin n whatever but at least people were having fun, at least people tried to be original and weird and fun instead of just being online . Maybe Sumtimes U have 2 go out on a summer day and have so much fun that u forgot to reapply sunscreen…. Maybe that’s what life is about ! Hmm….

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what is it about pussy that needs ice. like it's a match made in heaven. even if it was in the fridge before i still pour it over ice

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Society failed when they erased stud Alicia Keys