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Reblogging your old posts creates what is know as a "leitmotif"

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if you manage to run across this line without falling into any of the adjacent states, they let you pee in the white house whenever you want

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whenever a mutual likes one of my posts I wire them 5 mg of juice reward if they reblog it I wire them 10 mg

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Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

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get in the monkey ball shinji

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one of the biggest problems of society nowadays is that i am so so sleepy 

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closing a browser tab like stubbing out a cigarette

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was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

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im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened

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#abd5ff

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WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA GO NOW?

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diet cock

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