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hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

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Sometimes she just wants to wear her own comfy clothes

Bonus:

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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

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R.I.P. Malik Ali, the falafel vendor 💔

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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Trying to take care of yourself when you're sick is so annoying. Like you know you should probably eat something and you're trying to question yourself on what you'd want to eat, and the only answer is your inner voice of dying Jane Austen going "I desire nothing but death". well ok you dramatic sickly bitch do you want that with garlic or hot sauce.

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hey man everyone loved how convenient and easily forgettable you were on earth. u were the least inconvenient person out there. my buddy told me you were super helpful and nice and didn't take up any space and just slid away from their mind as soon as they stopped looking at you. it was really impressive how little of an impression you made on anyone. sucks that it didn't save you man.

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

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The supernova captains at Onigashima are so funny because Luffy thinks they're all friends, Law is desperately trying to maintain the illusion that he's not friends with Luffy, and Kidd is convinced that Luffy and Law are fucking

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google it

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All "takes" on this blog reflect real policy that will come to pass in the dark era of my rule

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watching Seven Samurai

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We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

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I had thought about if Luffy had recruited the Strawhats in a different order and they got to see different crewmates origins/events leading up to becoming pirates, and well-

Zoro's whole first-meeting ordeal might have left a different first-impression with Sanji

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positivity post 😁😁!!!!