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insanity

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Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

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*the sound of creaking plastic ball joints behind you*

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at the press of a button burt will send you his bees

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i love sending my boyfriend things

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my main man scoobert goes in

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*goes to use the bathroom at Jimmy Johns*

“Get the fuck out" 

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Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver except it’s playing from your neighbor’s radio that you can hear from your back porch, which you sit out on to relax in spite of the loud buzzing from the lightbulb and the hoards of moths that flock to it on summer evenings like this.

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comparing gandalf vs dumbledore is childish but not bc “it’s pointless to argue about such things, everyone can like who they want” or some little bitch shit like that but because gandalf is so many leagues beyond anything dumbledore could ever hope to have achieved that it’s like why even bother. why even attempt

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youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: youre no boy of mine