Liz/Hawthorne/Mocha; Absolute dweeb; It/She, Poly, Transfem; 20s; No-lifer; Coyote therian; Pfp by @l0cknes on Instagram; Banner by @the-machines-pursuits;
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“pillows expire after a year” “you need new shoes every 6 months” no thanks. even if that’s true it’s stupid i think i can sleep on a slightly deflated pillow
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my kingdom hearts son unlocking my liquor cabinet
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watching this random video that popped up in my feed that's "wearing a shock collar and getting shocked every time I swear" and. this is just bdsm. like I'm watching it and they're just doing. they're just doing bdsm and I feel like they just didn't think about it and never considered whether they're doing bdsm because apparently they don't know each other and are doing a silly youtube video but jesus christ I'm just watching this girl get dominated virtually with a smile on her face each time she gets shocked and I feel like the pervert for saying something about it
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hey! if you're a fat bitch who can choke me with your thighs, then i have a message for you😍😵💫:
i am stuck in a cave in new mexico. i am fading . there is something in here with me. 34.9727° N, 105.0324° W
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just for the record i would have played wolves with you
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So we agree this is just straight up them yeah?
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Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is
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ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes
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