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living in paris means u walk into a clothing store and there is a fucking thing. Name of GuGu.

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hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

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any printer born after 2007 can't print... all they know is bluetooth , hide they usb port, tray feed error, be out of magenta , eat paper & tell HP my social security number

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To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.

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Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was a ProPublica reporter.

This is such a wild story like holy shit dude

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found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.

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I made him sit still for another photo

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Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

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They wanna say the word so bad

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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

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it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em

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had to be there i guess

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"minor NPCs: food in lint"

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John Oliver gets it, as usual. AI Slop is one of the best episodes of Last Week Tonight I've seen so far. Gen AI is theft. Those who use it are not authors or artists, they're grifters profiting from real creatives.

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NO! Thinking their negative thoughts privately will kill the patient. She needs bitching and whining to live