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Sherlock gets murders for Christmas because he assumes it is Christmas every time there is a murder.

John has long since given up attempting to explain to him that Christmas does not happen every other week.

Mrs Hudson has not given up trying to get Sherlock to wear the antlers.

i don’t know how this works out but Sherlock does get murders every Christmas later on

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Bruce Wayne has had so many rabies shots he's the Spiders Georg of rabies infection rates in Gotham

"average Gothamite gets 3 rabies shots per year" factoid actually wrong. Rabies Shots Wayne over here, who spends all his time cave diving in the bat caves, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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Well Jim was the Storyteller

I've been sidetracked by some other Sims for a while but decided to check in on Jim and Seb today and finally continue with the wedding preparations.

Turns out I can't leave Jim unattended for too long (I know... rookie mistake, should have known better) because he apparently decided to quit his job as a crime boss (which he worked very hard for) to become *drumroll*... a writer's assistant instead.

Ugh.

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HENRY KISSINGER FUCKING FINALLY

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I'm so torn between "I gotta stop getting the news this way" and "this was hands down the best way to get this specific piece of news"

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Famous Hacker Alec Hardison knows full well the internet is forever, so he 100% would join a famous D&D live stream, BUT he would go Daft Punk and wear a helmet to conceal his identity. Except ofc this is 1) D&D and 2) it's Hardison, and he would go totally extra and build himself an animatronic dragon head mask that can make 248 unique expressions and modulates his voice as he talks.

We all know that Eliot has a penchant for accidentally becoming famous but if Hardison could would he join a famous D&D live stream just for shits and giggles? Would he make a 12 step plan to befriend the cast of Dimension 20 without raising suspicion and by the end he not only appears in the occasional game but is invited to other shows?

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Desperately need a Leverage episode where Parker, Sophie, and Breanna kidnap George Santos and give him a crime makeover so he can be better at fraudulently spending republican PAC money.

they also get mani pedis but that isn't really relevant to the plot

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i’m sick of love triangles in media. everyone’s polyamorous now. i have decided. stop fighting and just all kiss each other

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Credit/source

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HAPPY ACE WEEK FUCKERS

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Today's crab is: empty minded

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Collection

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“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” I can have him gripping the sheets and arching his back

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i don’t understand why some fanfiction writers will put all of their work in one giant paragraph. i am constantly abusing a paragraph break. i use it every five seconds. new subject? new paragraph. slightly different angle? new paragraph. any sentence that holds any amount of weight? boom new paragraph. i will use one word then do another paragraph break. you can’t stop me.

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after a lot of self reflection and curiosity and growth i’ve uncovered that there is something wrong with me. like psychologically. and therapy isn’t enough. i need a sword