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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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find it really funny that one of discord's loading quotes is "back in the day, discord used to be a browser app! can you imagine?" like. getting a little big for your britches aren't you, electron app

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Hey question, does run computer run on transistors or transisters?

depends on the mommy board

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Personally my favorite line in the locked tomb is from Harrow the Ninth towards the end where Mercymorn is screaming "What the fuck is going on?!" because literally me in every goddamn chapter

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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

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her melodious lay

referenced from Ophelia by John Everett Millais

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uveal melanoma

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4000cc breast implants :)

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"I can be a home for what loves me..."

"i asked chatgpt-" well i asked the wasp nest in my attic, its song is loud and beautiful and i am afraid but it still called u a bitch

anyway a new tarot piece! i think i might've died on this one, yay. i couldn't let go of the black n white version so imma add it here just for myself. jane is one of my faves in terms of statements, so i just had to include her. also still not sure if i should just throw jonah as the emperor.

anyway yea, in my attic, straight up jorkin it. and by "it", heh, let's just say there is a wasps nest in my attic

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these are my dialogue options when you talk to me btw