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one of the tabs open on my computer is this video and I think I might have a problem. I never close the tab and every time I look through my tabs during the day, I watch it again and link it to somebody to make them suffer
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taking a break from people to procrastinate from school by playing video games to forget that life is finite and fulfilment is a false achievable
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my hobbies include and only include midnight gas station photography and postponing the inevitable
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exercising free will is cringe
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"Whoever then humbles himself as this child, he is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven." - Matthew 18:4 🌺🍼
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shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet
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imagine your girl jacking you off and she stops and says im sorry i can’t i can’t. this is like, the dumbest erection i’ve ever seen.
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when I worked at the hostel this 40-something woman once complained “you need to play more ed sheeren in the common area” so I put on an ed sheeren playlist and she just sighed and left the room
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first date with a career woman? there’s really only one right answer, and it’s monster minigolf
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I walked around a lot today, for maybe two hours I think. I took pictures of buildings and urban features. downtown was so glassy and the sky so clear.
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