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My mom: he needs a really tough name
5 year old child: you mean like strongy?
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"before man discovered fire-" DO YOU MEAN PRE-METHEAN
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More of the duality of man because I’ve been saving these up and barely ever post





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The only forms of gender envy I experience regularly are the ability to look incredibly attractive regardless of size, and tits in general
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My cousin looks like someone who knows how the Ao3 search feature works, how do I confront them abt this without sounding insane?
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What the fuck is the opposite of girlboss?? Is it Boyqueen? Dudediva? I need help!?!
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this is the difference imagination and creativity can make when in the hands of evil
Worst dog name, go.
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the enemy of my enemy? yeah im tapping that
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My friends and I have made battery acid spaghet and it sure lives up to the reputation
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Dragon eye

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