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Psii: That's not going to repair my dignity Dualscar.
Dualscar: Wait...What dignity? Psii darling when did you acquire dignity?
Psii: Shhh let me live a lie for a minute
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Do you have that audio log post
(Hopefully this is along the lines of what you meant, Anon! Let me know if not~!)
And sorta, but it doesn’t cover all my *N.S/F.W/ audio posts! I’m going to post them all here though, because I wanted to give you all a chance to listen to those recordings here before I delete them! They’ll be available until the evening of the 16th (maybe). I’ll try to keep them up for as long as I can. :’) I just gotta delete them in time to let tumblr know my blog has been purified to their standards.
Either way, here they are, Folks~! I’ll reblog the post for ppl periodically, and I’ll be posting a list of my SFW recordings as well, for easy access! (And that one I won’t have to delete~!)
Homestuck:Â No More Daymares (cronkri tickles)
Envy is Green, Jealousy is Jade (Porrim/Listener)
Lost and Found (Sollux/Listener aftercare)
Obedience (Sollux/Listener)
Blizzard Conditions (cronkri 2017 Holiday special)
Cool Water on a Hot Night (Porrim/Cronus/Kankri)
Sparklers (cronkri)
Stuffed (Cronus/Listener stuffing/feeding)
Cramps (Solo Cronus)
Irresistible (Kankri/Listener)Â
Mooning Ovwer You (Solo Cronus)
A Rainy Night (cronkri thunderstorm one)
Chef’s Assistant (Kankri/Cronus, top!Kankri)
Brief Kankri Sample
Just the Steam (Cro/Listener)
First Time (cronkri)
College AU Professor!Kankri/adult listener
Humanstuck cronkri (Christmas special)
Lingerie (cronkri)
Solo Dolorosa
Ablution (cronkri shower stuff)
Dirty Laundry (solo Kankri)
I Knew These Two Dudes at a Corpse Party (Sollux/Kankri AU)
Thrill Ride (Cro/Listener)
Shift Work (Cro/Listener/Kankri)
Dualscar (audition clip for SSV)
Icy Interaction (Dom!Listener/Cro)
Untitled Cronkri
Brief Red (cronkri)
Untitled cronkri DP
Micro!cronkri
Rufioh/Gamzee
Porrim/Listener (Listener has a name)
Gamzee/Fem!Listener
Untitled cronkri (in which Kankri swears)
Dom!Kankri/Listener
Just a Slip of the Tongue (cronkri)
Untitled Porrim/Listener
Trickster!Kankri/Cronus
Porrim/Kankri
Untitled cronkri (water-sports)
Regulu water-sports (the fantroll of a friend from a while back)
Untitled cronkri (*emeto)
Cro/Listener (dirtytalk/semi-daddy???)
Treetalk (cronkri)
Tech Support (erisol)
Mituna/Cronus
Non-Homestuck: (there’s a grand total of 1 and it’s from Undertale) Mettaton/Listener
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Dualscar shoved his way to the front of the crowd and swung his body onto the stage, stepping in front of the shackled Troll that had just a moment ago been the cause for numerous bids being thrown from the gathered audience. Said group was now dead silent as The Orphaner stared at the auctioneer with stone cold eyes. His armour was now weighted down by the forehead of the Troll standing weakly behind him, hands fastened behind his back, his bright clothing hanging on his hungry frame.
Calloused hands clenched into angry fists as Dualscar addressed the confused man behind the podium, “Don’t you pay attention..?” With no response, the captain turned to the crowd, his voice booming, “Don’t any of you know ANYTHING?!”
The Trolls cowered and backed away but didn’t dare leave or avert their gaze.
Turning abruptly to wrap his arms around the bruised Troll behind him, Dualscar presented them with something they had apparently all missed. This Troll, bearing the symbol of Gemini on his now dishevelled yellow bodysuit, had a fixture to keep his hair out of his face. A violet fixture.
Abrupt and panicked realization struck every attendant of the slave auction. Ahab’s Crosshairs was drawn. The autioneer’s hands went up. The audience covered their mouths.
“If you want to make some coin, you had best be sure it’s not off my Matesprit.”
I wanted this piece of DualPsii to exist, so I wrote it.
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Bubbles and Kisses
Anonymous asked:Â can I please request Dualscar<>/<3Psiioniic if your still up for those writing prompts?
Anonymous asked:Â Could I request EriKar maybe? Or DualPsii? Either would be great! <3
tousenweiss asked: DualPsii. Or Crotuna. or EriSol I don’t care I just want Captors and Amporas being adorable babbus
hussiesmurdercount asked: Let’s have some DualPsii baths. Doesn’t need to be smut either, just some cute bath time.
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here you go cornuta
here is your hook!scar
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Traveling with the Psiioniic is usually quite pleasant; they get along famously, have each others’ backs, and are inseparable in everything they do.
This includes getting into trouble.
Sure, the Signless enjoys mischief making and he is often times the one orchestrating the next prank, but he just can’t wrap his head around the Psiioniic’s… thing with the highblood Orphaner Dualscar.
He goes with it because he’ll be damned if he lets his friend risk his hide alone, but he doesn’t do so without a good amount of vocalized reproof.
They stow away onto the pirate’s ship, hiding out in the cargo hold.
“I am all about sticking it to a well deserving highblood, but this is the third time we’ve snuck onto Dualscar’s ship.  I am beginning to think you have ulterior motives.”
Keep reading
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I don’t even know what to label this, aside from some weird time travel shenanigans where a lil’ pre-scar Dualscar runs into some certain adult trolls.
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it tastes better through a straw.
i devoured <insert name here> by @alexharrier and now i can't stop thinking about orange juice and milk and robros.
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sometimes when you try to lowkey flirt with your alien crush the entire plan can backfire
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but in reality karkat just panicked
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davekat trade w a mutual on twitter! hav som pining, my dudes
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heres MY humanstuck au. spare karkat nepeta sibling interactions ?? maam?
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when puberty and hormones kick in
im sorry
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……..i wish john stuck around in the meat route :(
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