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born too late to be riddled with lead poisoning
born too early to have my brain melted by chatgpt psychosis
born just in time to experience the entire bionicle saga during my youth
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do you own anything autographed items?
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sometimes a mutual you’ve followed for years wakes up one day and decides that they are a WWE RPF shipper now and that’s the new theme of the blog for god knows how long and it’s not like you can unfollow them so I guess we’re just here now
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Okay so I see the whole "broccoli is gross" trope a lot and I got to know.
Thanks, Anon!
-submit your poll!-
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I first saw The Transformers: The Movie (1986) 20 years ago, and in the two decades of being a Transformers fan since I've always assumed that Wreck-Gar and the other Junkions spoke in random TV quotes because, like... their robot brains were intercepting stray TV signals from Earth. Something like that. Right?
So anyway now I'm watching the entire G1 cartoon with Anthony, because he wanted more context for who the hell the characters in the IDW comics are. Which means sitting down and watching all of season 3 for the first time in my life, because I could never track down the DVDs as a kid and as an adult I just never bothered watching more than a few noteworthy episodes. So imagine my surprise when we get to "The Killing Jar" and Wreck-Gar is depicted as literally just sitting there on Junkion watching a Bozo the Clown knockoff on an old rabbit ear TV set he somehow inexplicably owns light-years away from Earth and parroting phrases like an iPad baby
They could do anything in '80s cartoons. No idea was too stupid
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If you ever feel like a loser just remember there are people who are genuinely emotionally invested in the lives of the british royal family
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I think this is the funniest onion headline bar none
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