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When git gud just isn’t enough anymore it’s time to

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This mushroom is doing its best

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Imagine being a boss in dark souls

You’re this millennia old god devouring, universe ending, legend, you’re literally so powerful that no one comes and challenges you anymore like it’s just the way things are. No ones like “man I bet I could take aldrich and dethrone him” because that’s just not a thought that crosses anyone’s mind. Your powers are beyond compare.

Then one day this skinny loincloth wearing ass naked little shit named fartmancer or something comes through with a pyromancied +7 great sword and tanks you in like three minutes. Your attacks don’t even phase him. Spells that have felled armies in one swoop are casually barrel rolled. Weapons that have slain gods are being raised against this dude and he’s just eating every hit like it’s breakfast.

Then when you die like the bitch that you apparently are??? he takes your hundred thousand souls and then loses them to a sentient pile of piss outside. They’re not even gonna be spent they’re just gone forever. And he doesn’t even care. They meant nothing to him.

What a fucking shit shoot that would be right?

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my fav thing about the soulsborne games is how disabled characters are just as big as a threat as everyone else. got one leg? use a walking stick scythe. both legs won’t work? learn floor based swordplay. wheelchair bound? put a minigun on it

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There is actually no evidence to suggest that Death Stranding is a game

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(via tank.sinatra)

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I Emerge

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all I want to do is sit down a design a bunch of characters I'll never use so other people can take and enjoy them and I just get keep making more

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select your fighter

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a porn bot just asked me if i wanted to play dark souls

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whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

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