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lobirdy-blog · 8 years ago
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You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
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i’m going to oxford to get my master’s in theoretical physics to fulfill my lifelong dream of one day understanding a rick and morty joke wish me luck
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art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the height of my ability and i am ready now
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I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
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SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”
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my favorite scene in the whole tv history
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what am i doing with my life?
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I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.
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In freshman year I had a math teacher who was super mean to me specifically who would loan out basic calculators. So one day I decided that I would steal all the calculators. But not all at once bc then it would be obvious it was me. So whenever she wasn’t paying attention I would grab 2 calculators a class and put one back but keep the other one. I did this over a course of 2 months. Now I wasn’t gonna let my fellow students suffer just because of my spite. So I’d loan out calculators. But then I realized I could gain something from this. If someone wanted a calculator I’d ask for a quarter or something like food. I became known as the calculator girl. But everyone kept it on the dl bc no one liked this math teacher. In the end I think I had over 50 calculators. And the last day of school I dropped them all off anonymously in her classroom. And that’s the story of how I ran a successful black market business out of spite.
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lobirdy-blog · 8 years ago
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Hamilton fangirls talking about Alexander Hamilton as a person who owned slaves, cheated on his wife and got his son killed: ▶ 🔘──────── 00:04
Hamilton fangirls talking about Alexander Hamilton as a ‘precious bi cinnamon roll’ : ▶ 🔘──────── 685:34:46
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lobirdy-blog · 8 years ago
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ACNE IS NATURAL, STRETCH MARKS ARE NATURAL, FAT IS NATURAL, AND BODY HAIR IS NATURAL FOR ALL GENDERS. WHEN ARE YOU ALL GONNA REALIZE THIS
@sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)
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