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For those of you who wisely avoid Facebook have this excellent image from the San Antonio Zoo page.

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average job application response they want: oh please let me work for the knife please please please let me work for the knife i love the knife the knife is my favorite thing in the whole world. did i mention i love working for the knife

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hey man how you doing? ah yeah no it's just when I speak out loud I can write just fine

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i forget who made the post but "if you would transition in a heartbeat in a more accepting society then you are in fact trans" really helps me when i need it

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*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does

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realest thing I’ve ever heard recently

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chinese restaurant names are so sick. "new golden emperor restaurant". i'm listening

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A vampire !!

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i like good things and also bad things

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Seeing a lot of racist pinkwashing bullshit about Muslims and homosexuality. US Muslims favor equal LGBT rights (52%) over Christian evangelicals (34%).

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Mallorie stole a cheesy hot dog and has been growling over it for 5 minutes now. 

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it’s important to pet Belphie correctly

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about to go through something, not sure what it is yet

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Warning!

You should petted the bunny now!