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Remembered that I made this silly little thing

Cat Mihawk got some love

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Keep forgetting to upload this little animation

He's having fun

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Ivankov Would give Crocodile that

Hilarious shirt to wear if you aren't pregnant

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Dragon isn't freed from babysitting no matter the universe

Haven't posted anything related to my adopted Mihawk AU so take some silliness

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Ivankov: Why did Croco-boy call you Babygirl?

Dragon: How about we don't talk.

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Random assortment of Dragon doodles I never finished or scrapped the ideas for

The Dragon brainrot is strong with me

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Blood warning

Dragon isn't a violent person, but there are exceptions.

They don't enjoy it.

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How dare anyone shame them

At least his husband isn't shaming them.

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The bed space is so limited, where else would they sleep?

Crocodile isn't mad, he just forgot how clingy his spouse is.

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Dragon: you've raised several kids and they all became criminals, what have you learned from that?

Garp: that children will rebel no matter what you do.

Dragon face palms: no-

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This screenshot of Dragon with a bit of his cleavage showing just reminds me of this meme and thought you'd appreciate it

I forgot about that bottom image and now I have ideas

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Crocodile needs them to measure them

Dragon isn't convinced that theirs are bigger

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I like to think Dragon cannot be phased by Crocodile regarding most things. Except when Croc revokes his tiddy privileges, that's when he buckles

I personally like thinking that Crocodile is the one who fumbled Dragon, so just reverse this and that's how I see them.

But yeah they both get upset upon losing tiddy privileges from each other. The tiddy is sacred and it's a tragedy losing them.

Them losing tiddy privileges:

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Slowly losing it

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Dragon's not even mad just utterly confused by how these two idiots have survived this long barely reading the newspaper. Crocodile is about five seconds away from beating them over the head with a newspaper, it'll take him a while to get to Shanks but he will beat him too.

Mihawk is enjoying the show as it slowly makes Shanks and Buggy look even more idiotic than they already are.

Benn questioning why he trusts Shanks as a captain again. Every single time he learns more information about Shanks's childhood the more he understands why Shanks is the way he is.

Dragon babysitting Shanks and Buggy as kids will forever be an idea I love. Also, think it would be hilarious if neither Shanks nor Buggy realised that the Dragon was the one babysitting them.

Buggy only figured it out after Crocodile and Dragon got back together and had to spend time with them. Dragon would know stuff that he only happened with the marine that Roger let babysit him. Asking how the fuck Dragon knows that information, Dragon just looking at him slightly confused. "I babysit you and Shanks as kids." And that's when it clicked for Buggy.

Shanks has still not figured it out.

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-GAY PRIDE DRAGON AND TRANS PRIDE CROCODILE-

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This is a fantastic addition. I have more to add to this because Y E S

Dragon can't be trusted too much with children with how they were raised. Dragon might have been more laid-back when he was younger, but that doesn't mean that they knew how kid appropriate stuff was. Having a parent like Garp is not ideal for knowing what is safe for children or not.

Buggy would have Dragon throw his bombs as a safety measure. He wanted to see just how efficient his creations were. Dragon never expected any of them to work. Most of Buggy's bombs at the beginning didn't work, but eventually, they began working. That didn't give Dragon the idea to stop Buggy from making more, if anything, that just encourage them to help him get better at it. Dragon would get more books and supplies for him.

Dragon had to often carry Shanks out of the kitchen after eating too many sweets, Shanks would sometimes be knocked out after staying in the kitchen too long. They'd pack all the extra sweets when he fell asleep so he wouldn't forget.

Rayleigh had to convince the boys that they could not do the things they did with Dragon on the Oro Jackson.

When the boys got injured, Dragon would spoil them extra for getting hurt on his watch. They hated seeing the kids get hurt and did everything he could to make sure nothing happened to them.

It was a sad day for Shanks and Buggy when Dragon left the Marines. They lost the best babysitters they'd ever had (Dragon was the only non crew member that babysat them). They never get an explanation on why they couldn't see the nice marine anymore. They both eventually started thinking that Dragon died, and that's why they can't see him anymore. It's also the reason it took them so long to connect the dots on Dragon being the marine babysitter.

Dragon babysitting Shanks and Buggy as kids will forever be an idea I love. Also, think it would be hilarious if neither Shanks nor Buggy realised that the Dragon was the one babysitting them.

Buggy only figured it out after Crocodile and Dragon got back together and had to spend time with them. Dragon would know stuff that he only happened with the marine that Roger let babysit him. Asking how the fuck Dragon knows that information, Dragon just looking at him slightly confused. "I babysit you and Shanks as kids." And that's when it clicked for Buggy.

Shanks has still not figured it out.