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I have been thinking of this Canal+ ad with napoleon in it
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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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Trump hasn't had any public appearances since Friday.
Time to start a rumor that he's sick and bedridden with COVID or the flu.
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turns out if you tweak jason statham's face and make all his features slightly smaller he looks just like the giant from twin peaks
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sorry for complaining so much lately but it like is really crazy to me how so many people on here will be confronted with the idea of Making People Uncomfortable In Public or and decide that it's not on them for having 0 manners or care for other people, everybody else is just a pussy and should deal with it. from shit like smoking in public and not caring about the problems that could cause to like, having public sex. sorry but not giving a fuck about other people's comfort does actually make you very irritating and rude regardless of what you're doing and defending it with "well people should just stop caring" is bonkers. keep doing it all you want but don't expect people to think you're a lovely person . Genuinely baffling behavior
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do y'all even know how much i hate being an "elder queer" at 40? a whole goddamn generation before me was wiped out by a plague that politicians deemed not their problem bc it was killing the "right" people. like. this was OPENLY STATED. i spent a large chunk of my childhood going to funerals. nevermind the fact that killing queer people for being queer wasn't codified into law as a hate crime until i was a junior in high school.
i should NOT be an elder queer, i should be middle at most. i am a middle aged queer. most of the elder queers died.
when i was growing up i didn't go to pride parades, i went to pride marches. because that's 100% what they were in the 80s and 90s.
from the absolute bottom of my heart, LEARN OUR FUCKING HISTORY. a generation was nearly wiped out so you young queers could be here. don't let that have been in vain, please.
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