localbimbo

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if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

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Can I get a, uh, post?

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this pandemic has been especially hard for us soft-spoken bitches 😔 no one can hear us through our mask

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CAN WE HIT ONE BILLLIIIOON LIKES!

this part killed me

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How was your day?

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breaking news: queen elizabeth, the mom from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and she just died from making it clap on instagram

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lesbians. thank you for your defending the plabet

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The Call of the Sirens by Burrel, c.1915

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without hrt christmas is just cismas

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hormone seller i am going to transition and i want only your strongest hormones

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Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

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HOLY SHIT MY TURNIP PRICES ARE SO HIGH