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I need a wet floor sign for my pussy

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"How can you like these very toxic and horrible characters that have done despicable and unforgivable things?" oh it's quite simple actually, this is fiction and I think with my dick.

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

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Sorry guys gotta behave my wife follows me on here now

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This reminds me of my wife and I. We're into the same music and had actually attended a few of the same concerts and at one point she saw me walking to get in line at one concert and flashed me devil horns cause she liked my outfit. I messaged my friends talking about this cute person and they were telling me to find them in the show and talk to them. I didn't which we agreed was probably for the best since she was there with her girlfriend at the time. I could go on a whole long tangent about how much I adore my wife. But we had probably been to about 4 of the same concerts over the years mainly for the same band oddly enough, but to us it kinda felt like it was meant to be.

Thank you for reading my ramble about me adoring my wife

We are very gay

Have a good time whatever time it is for you

sometimes i wonder if in a previous time, you’ve ever passed by someone you’re close to now. like what if your best friend now, you passed by them at a grocery store when you were 5 and didn’t know. or like you passed by your future soulmate at a popular tourist attraction somewhere 10 years ago

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

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Anyone else love seeing kudos' after your name. I'm always like yes book club time enjoy this with me.

No tumber I don't want tags this will find my people

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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I will personally fight anyone who tries to be racist. Everyone is welcome in fandom spaces in my opinion. Doesn't make sense to try to push people out of a piece of media that you mutually like simply because of skin color.

I love you all, and I wish everyone a good night/ day 💚💚💚

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

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Steddie energy but it's a random thing I said to my wife recently

Eddie: I wanna take you on a date and eat kitkats incorrectly in public

Steve: why

(I think my wife actually replied fuck yes but I have shit memory and I think Steve would just be confused)

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slowly approaching bear

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In this scenario, it was the first sleeping with a man for both Eddie and Steve. Of course, there was going to be a little bit of panic afterward. . .Steve didn't expect it to be because the condom had broken.

Eddie: OH GOD!

Steve: It's fine, I mean, we're both clean, right, I don't think we have to worry -

Eddie: I'M NOT READY TO BE A FATHER.

Steve: . . . .what?

Eddie: WE'RE BOTH STILL SO YOUNG.

Steve: Okay, yeah, no, that's not going to happen. I'm not going to get pregnant.

Eddie: *sighs in relief* Oh, good, so you're on the pill.

Steve: *frowns* Well, no.

Eddie: OH GOD!

Steve: I'm not going to get pregnant because we're both men.

Eddie: Oh, right. . .*sighs in relief* Okay, okay, I'm good. Luckily, I didn't panic.

Steve: Yeah, no, you handled it like a champ.

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This is the best idea in the history of film.