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i do not believe in labubus or their cause

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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

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thanks google AI i'll keep that in mind!

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I was telling my dad about how there are always hermits in Arthurian stories, just, you're out on a quest and you need directions or to recover from a wound so you look for the nearest hermit because there's usually one around. My Dad said "Like gas stations" and I have not been the same since

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an early twenties girl asked if she could vape in my car and i said no and she was like 'wow.. thank you for communicating and being honest...'

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you got a fast car….. i want a ticket to anywhere………

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wedding is back on (gets cancelled again a week later)

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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

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yo mamaa so avian her bbitrth certificate was a bird scertificate

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lying in front of the street cleaner

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*guy with an undiagnosed disability voice:* haha it’s kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just thug it out like usual 💯💯💯

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GUARDS!! console me

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I post with my long and creepy finger

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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

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once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

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The tragedy of Medea feels almost anachronistically modern. Tackles statelessness and exile, involves a toxic relationship w a guy named Jason

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Show me how unwell you are by telling me what your top song of 2025 is so far