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There’s a flower shaped pit in my heart and I’m not sure what to do about it anymore

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AHHHHHhhhHHhhhHHHHHHHH

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Weed, cat, new hunger games book, and a six pack of white claws. This is what makes life worth living

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the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor

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Oh how women are undone by me showing a little thigh…

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The world is imploding and I’m ordering stickers

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It’s been too long since any hot femmes have done surgery on me

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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

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Just me and my gross big toe walking through this world alone

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@through-the-heathers

doechii: Doechii Anderson 🎃

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please police you should be looking for waluigi mangione

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One time on a band trip I ate an entire tub of the tonight dough for breakfast

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

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