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My mutuals excel in night time airdrops, you mutuals struggle to charge in broad daylight.

My mutuals are excellent in building extensive and elaborate siegeworks, your mutuals struggle to dig a knee-deep moat.

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Oh I am grooving with you baby... I am grooving with you

i’m losing my mind

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Humanity was a mistake

well. hm

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I'mma make your secret communist, you pesky profit sharing goof

I don't steal, I covertly reappropriate

I also don't kill, but there are no words made up by gods or men that could accurately describe what I do

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Just here to share the Italian judo winner kissing her girlfriend after the match, in front of our fascist, homophobic, disgusting prime minister.

We won this one🏳️‍🌈

Credits to: @apriteilcervello on instagram

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I am loving th internet today

He’s got life figured out

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hooogh. aooogh

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You know what? Fuck you.

*carbonates the soda you spent 15 minutes unfizzing

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I am downloading this and will be using it when my arachnophobic friend when they send me their next just-joking flirtatious text

when spiders put their little pedipalps together

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I can sit 3 hours getting tattooed in some of the most painful places.

Sit me thirty minute in a meeting and I will stab my leg with a stanley out because I think the er is a more pleasant place

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This is the best picture I've seen in a while and I saw a barn owl in a tortilla last week.

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[The heebie jeebies cannot be removed from the inventory]

Damn secondary missions' items

Wait, I have something to give you!

[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]

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Pretty sure we are listening to different artists in cause most of the songs I listened were like "well my love is murdering me and i am still in love"

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they’ve been working on a fucking prank on me since april i’m so goddamn indignant