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NPD + Gemini (+ being someone who kinda-sorta-somewhat believes in astrology) culture is being extremely pissed off because T*ump is also a Gemini.

(Also hi, welcome back, we missed you :D)

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questioning NPD culture is resisting the urge to constantly refresh your notifs for the little thing that you're very proud of but only posted literally a few seconds ago.

"The waiting. The damned, insufferable waiting." -some angry lady from Skyrim whose name eludes me right now (I think it was the one who wanted the baby mudcrab?).

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"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever

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has anyone figured out how much art you need to make to make your mental illness go away

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“Don’t allow your wounds to turn you into a person you are not.”

— Paulo Coelho

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having daddy (and/or mommy) issues will lead to you having beef with extremely mundane things and it always sounds crazy out of context.

like, what do you mean the fact that I get nauseous at the thought of eating pancakes and my difficult relationship with the color yellow and my extreme hatred for the second-chance romance trope and my immediate fight or flight response at the sound of a ringing phone all stem from my parents' inability to be in a stable relationship?

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if you ever feel down just know that someone in this world probably has one sided drama with you

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forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them

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questioning NPD + having a celebrity as a sp culture is crashing because it turns out you sp is Not a good person. then it's suddenly gaining a high because oh hey I'm a better person than my former sp was. then it's realizing that it wasn't really that I felt the person was superior, it was just their writing in comparison to mine that was superior. then it's having to just stop and stare at a wall because I just realized I went through the 5 stages of grief over a parasocial relationship. then it's crashing again because I also happen to share a birthday with this person.

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shoutout to all the people on this site who havent had 10 years to gain an actual following and have to pay to have their posts seen

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questioning NPD culture is saying that I have gray eyes instead of blue eyes when, in reality, I can't even fucking tell which answer is true. it's also being irrationally angry by the fact that you aren't even sure what color your eyes are

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questioning MaDD culture is that brief period of time where my mom was almost convinced I was schizophrenic because I slipped up a couple times and reacted to The Scenarios outloud

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Oh hell