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I've never wanted to have sex with an airplane but I think it's cool how some people want to have sex with airplanes. I think the world is a richer and more colorful place for it.

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people get so weird about rap when its literally just another vocal style. i dont think its even particularly tied to one genre even if it has most of its roots in hip hop. could you imagine if people were like "yeah i dont listen to Singing music sorry. idk i guess singing just isn't for me." i mean im sure there is someone out there who refuses to listen to songs with any lyrics but you'd have to acknoweldge it's kind of a crazy take right. this is what it sounds like to me when people say they don't listen to rap.

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I told myself that if I ever need anything to paint I should pick the first photo I see on my dash and paint it and this was the first one so I committed.

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when a mommy and daddy love eachother vrry much a stork will show up and they will have an inter-species 3 way and its very horrible how your father pounds the cloaca, but if thats what god wants, who am i to argue?

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she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

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I’m like an empty bottle.

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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When a small mammal scrunches up and cleans its face and whiskers with its little hands very rapidly. I just wanted to give you that thought for a moment did u like it.

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gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

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it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)

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yall have to stop insulting your own art in the caption and preemptively pointing out mistakes 90% of people probably won't notice. allow things to not be perfect. allow yourself some grace