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THATS LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. LIKE GET THIS WOMAN ON OUR MONEY. GIVE HER THE RECOGNITION SHE DESERVES. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

HARRIET TUBMAN ESCAPED FROM SLAVERY AND THEN WENT BACK TO GET OTHERS. LIKE, I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO HARRIET TUBMAN IS AND THAT SHE DID THAT, BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO TAKE THAT IN FOR A SECOND. 

HARRIET TUBMAN WAS HELD CAPTIVE AND BOUND TO UNPAID, BACK-BREAKING LABOR SINCE BIRTH UNDER PENALTY OF TORTURE OR DEATH. SHE MANAGED TO ESCAPE THAT LIFE, AND SHE TURNED THE FUCK AROUND AND WENT THE FUCK BACK TO GET EVERYONE ELSE WHO WAS STILL TRAPPED IN IT. AND THEN SHE DID IT AGAIN EIGHTEEN MORE TIMES.

WHEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS UNSURE WHETHER OR NOT HE WAS PREPARED TO MAKE A STAND AGAINST SLAVERY, HARRIET TUBMAN BASICALLY SAID HE SHOULD STOP BEING SUCH A DIAPER BABY AND THAT GUYS WHO ARE TOO SCARED TO END SLAVERY DON’T DESERVE TO WIN WARS.

NOT ONLY DID SHE SECRET OVER 300 SLAVES TO FREEDOM ON THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD, BUT SHE ACTED AS A SPY FOR THE UNION ARMY DURING THE CIVIL WAR, AND BECAME THE FIRST WOMAN TO LEAD AN ARMED ASSAULT IN THE CIVIL WAR. THAT RAID BROUGHT FREEDOM TO OVER 700 SLAVES IN ONE GO.

SO I JUST WANT YOU TO STEW ON THAT FOR LIKE A MINUTE. ACTING IN THE SHADOWS, SHE WALKED INTO HELL ON EARTH 19 TIMES TO SAVE HER FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS FROM THE TORMENT SHE ENDURED, AND THE SECOND SHE WAS GIVEN EVEN A MODICUM OF POWER, SHE MANAGED TO FREE SEVEN HUNDRED SLAVES IN ONE DAY. 

I GUARANTEE, HOWEVER IMPRESSED YOU ALREADY ARE WITH HARRIET TUBMAN, YOU ARE FALLING LIKE AT LEAST 40% SHORT OF HOW IMPRESSED YOU SHOULD BE WITH HARRIET TUBMAN. SHE IS ONE OF THE BEST EXAMPLES OF BADASSERY IN THE ENTIRETY OF AMERICAN HISTORY. 

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this is so pure. that hat is perfect for him and he is perfect for that that.

Im at my cousin’s birthday party and naturally I put a party hat on one of the dogs

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Where are these videos coming from? The "honey you've got a big storm coming" looks like it's set in the same room. Same closeup and same wide shot with some sort of action. What is this?

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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Two, four, six, oh, OOOOOOONE!

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HE'S 41???

Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party

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mop to the top!

mop

mop

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I've never hit the reblog button faster until this point in my life.

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

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I had to reblog this.

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THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

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Or Sweeney Todd!

Uses hand to hide bad haircut.. Snapchat: itsagifnotagif

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With that logic the SUN is actually the center of the universe. If the Earth was in a fixed location in space then it would be the center of the universe, however, since the earth revolves around the Sun, that would be the center of the observable universe.

Earth actually IS the center of the (observable) universe.

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This was the cutest thing I've ever seen ever.

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BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT

HOLY SHIT

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Awh, Samson is so cute. 😂

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

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I'm the one on the right.

so one of the high school buses flipped over and this was the picture they used in the newspaper

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An autobiography.