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I’ve never seen Fight Club, but because of the first rule of fight club, I’ve never had the movie spoiled for me.
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If Brazil put as much effort into fixing Rio than they do covering it up we’d probably have a pleasant Olympic Games
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When I was a kid I was always told cats are scared of dogs, but I’ve only ever seen dogs that are scared of cats.
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Human beings in a mob
What’s a mob to a king?
What’s a king to a god?
What is a god…
To a non-believer?
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👏Don’t 👏celebrate 👏america👏day👏if👏👏you 👏aren’t 👏married 👏to👏a👏bald 👏 eagle👏
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im the type of girl who would wake up early every morning just to water the dirt so u don’t have to ♡
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