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• Christian Borle

list of men i trust:

john mulaney

andy samberg

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I love everyone and everything on this post

my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

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nice

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STOP MAKING ME CRY

My family is very catholic. They don’t like me playing Hänschen. They don’t approve of, you know, homosexuality. They don’t approve of a lot of this actually.

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...I read this to the tune of a bill wurtz jingle help

Jack: Why do you think everyone hates you?

Davey: *Jazz hands* Anxiety

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1,100 😂

How sexy is your name?

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =)  - Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY - Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY - Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY - Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12

G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25

N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405

U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

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I LOVE YOU SM @aflufflepuff

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so i was eating spaghetti for lunch and all I can think of is that one macaroni vine

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instead of getting into a flame war, why not challenge your rivals to a tap battle